WARNING! The Swede Contains Explicit Lyrics!!!

Alrighty, lots has been going on! First off, school. And we're not going to talk about it!
...Except to say that I am either bored out of my mind, completely uninterested in the subject, and just plain not paying attention since I'm graduating come May. But other then that, no, we're not talking about school.

What we are talking about, though, is this! Fanfiction! Now, it's no surprise that I write fanfiction, and lots of it, mostly in the Pimpernel genre, but I've always written in notebooks and such stuff from other fandoms. And I finally decided to branch off and actually take the plunge and publish in my other big special interest group: Sailor Moon.

Yeah, that's right. Let that sink in for a moment. Oh my god, the gay boy likes Sailor Moon! HOLY CRAP!!!!!

Eh, anyway, I'm finally publishing this massive thing in my head that's been in the works for the better part of my childhood and my...not so childhood...But it's getting written! And it's staring, you guessed it, FUCKING RUBEUS!!! Yes, I know, I have an obsession, so sue me, but he's pretty much the perfect man/villain/fuck god, so I had to write a story with him in it. If you're interested at all, let me know and I'll send you the link to it/explain the plot in HORRIBLE DETAIL!!! Ah, goodness, I'm a CAP whore tonight. Oh, and on the issue of fanfiction...

So, I was browsing around on ff.net a little tonight just because I can, and found this one asshole who, oh, I don't know, was being a fucking dick to my best friend. Granted, this was about six years ago, but hey, it's never too late to defend people and seek divine justice! And by divine, I mean me, because I laid the smackdown so hard that little bitch's momma is going to try and shove her back up in her vagina to protect her from the pain. HA HA!!! Oh, god, I love being me.

Issue two! The PS3. So, I bought a playstation 3 for myself. Yes, I did. And I've been playing the crap out of Assassins Creed, the most cathartic game ever created. I'm sure I'll take that back when I get God of War tomorrow, but I am not sure anything really beats going around and assassinating beggar woman who won't shut the hell up.

Lastly! Divine Vengeance! Guys, my identity was stolen. Now, I know I'm so awesome that everyone and their mother wants to be me, but really, you can show your appreciation in other ways then inconveniencing me. Like, those credit cards I had to replace? Yeah, I need those. And the $500 bucks that was stolen from me? Yeah, needed that too. Can't just write me a sonnet? Sing me a ballad? Keep a meat sculpture of me in your closet? Really, I'm not picky. Which brings me to this point: I NEED MONEY! Guys, I am not to proud to beg, if you want to donate your hard earned cash to my cause of getting some of my money back, I would be more then happy to take it from you. Which you won't. Suckers, I don't love you anyway!

Uh, that's it! I'm off to...uh, I guess try to sleep. Later!